PheebieJeebies


"Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it."

-Mark Twain

Ask me anything

Mood:

digitaltits:

*white kid from 90’s tv show on bed throwing baseball up in the air and catching it while staring at ceiling*

Source: digitaltits

Source: lapins

Source: kaliskadyami

futuremissamerica:

therewill-belight:

dressagexstrong:

ALANA

I THINK I’M HILARIOUS

I WOULD MAKE THE SAME JOKE THIS IS WHY WE’RE FRIENDS

futuremissamerica:

therewill-belight:

dressagexstrong:

ALANA

I THINK I’M HILARIOUS

I WOULD MAKE THE SAME JOKE THIS IS WHY WE’RE FRIENDS

Source: dressagexstrong

roisinlikesbooks:

ninthdoctorsbutt:

YESTERDAY EVENING I WAS WONDERING WHY REMUS LOVED CHOCOLATE SO MUCH WHEN I REALISED

CHOCOLATE IS POISONOUS FOR DOGS

WHAT IF YOUNG REMUS STARTED LOVING CHOCOLATE BECAUSE HE THOUGHT IT KILLED THE WOLF PART OF HIM

just once I want a Lupin headcanon that doesn’t make me want to sent myself on fire

Source: ninthdoctorsbutt

barrakuduh:

skiadrum96:

smile-love-shine:

clumsyglottologist:

clumsyglottologist:

*frantically slams button*

93,890 notes
that’s like 93,889 too many
what is wrong with you people

I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS POST THANKS.

imagine crime:
"GET DOWN HE’S GOT A ROOTY-TOOTY-POINT-N-SHOOTY"

I see absolutely no downside to this.

barrakuduh:

skiadrum96:

smile-love-shine:

clumsyglottologist:

clumsyglottologist:

*frantically slams button*

93,890 notes

that’s like 93,889 too many

what is wrong with you people

I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS POST THANKS.

imagine crime:

"GET DOWN HE’S GOT A ROOTY-TOOTY-POINT-N-SHOOTY"

I see absolutely no downside to this.

Source: etymologicalparoxysm

howunpleasant:

when i was little i actually questioned why girls were supposed to cross their legs and when i was told “because boys will look up your skirt” i said “then tell boys not to look up our skirts” and my grandma got really angry with me but my uncle thought i was great and gave me a high five

Source: grossmidousuji

Source: c-mines

lastofthetimeladies:

mihlayn:

are cafeterias a real thing like do those actually exist in america you just line up and get given gross food and then eat in the same room as your entire school??? if that happened at my school there’d be a riot imagine how loud that would be are cafeterias a myth

…do you…do you
not have cafeterias elsewhere?

Source: mihlayn

bingtoolbar:

grxngejpg:

bingtoolbar:

LET S FILL IT WITH SPAGHETTI

there’s 2 kinds of people

What does the first kind do? Fill it with rice?

bingtoolbar:

grxngejpg:

bingtoolbar:

LET S FILL IT WITH SPAGHETTI

there’s 2 kinds of people

What does the first kind do? Fill it with rice?

Source: syndromed