your blog just got signed by Tom Hiddleston
The Kool-aid man destroys the last remaining ancient wonder of the world to give a kid a sugary drink.
Gallaria Garibaldi was a bad bitch.
there are some days where i forget to eat the entire day, and then there are other days where i have first breakfast, second breakfast, elevenses, luncheon, third breakfast, tea, dinner, soupsies, supper, night lunch, midnight snack and one-in-the-morning snack
These two are the reason I live
Do you want to go on a real date? one that we both know we’re on
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